THE BIG O (la grand mort)

This fellow is widely believed to be a suicide. Actually, it was an accidental death, or death by misfortune as the Brits would put it (how would a death not be a misfortune? The mind boggles, I've got a lot of mind to boggle). His wife is embarrassed to say that she found her husband in a state of dishabille, hanging from a rope, with a raging hard-on, dead from a failed attempt at auto-erotic asphyxiation; whether this was an instance at self gratification or research for an article exploring another aspect of alienating self gratification culture pervasive in Western culture at this moment in time, remains to be revealed. One can only guess at what type of rollercoaster of language, grammar, syntax and mind blow, synapse expanding discourse he would have related on his adventures in the land of la grande mort, or The Big O(rgasm), as it is called.