Friday, July 11, 2008

BACK AGAIN

Lot of people on the internet get upset when their favorite website shuts down, or a web logger decides to get away from the screen and lead a life interacting with live flesh and blood human beings. I think these whiners are related to the same shut-ins who wail and creech when their favorite TV show gets canceled like Cagney & Lacey or Family Guy or My Mother The Car.

Well, you lonely ass myopic no lifers will dissipate and find some other pasttime, like Hellboy II or GTA:VI:Killing Puerto Ricans and Hindus For The Sheer Hell Of It or my personal favorite, the U.S. Presidential Election 2008, unless of course it gets cancelled by Dick Cheney and his invisible overlords. and replaced by Limited Nuclear World War One featuring India, Pakistan, Israel, Russia, Ukraine, Georgia, Iran, Turkey, Kurdish Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Europe, Nigeria, Equatorial Guinea, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Mexico, Canada, Venezuela and the United States of America. Most of you over privileged, overfed, semi literate cocksuckers and over righteous cunts, can't forget them over righteous cunts, no sirree, Bob, think you got it tough now 'cos you can't afford to fill your freaking Hummers and other land yachts you bought in the last eight years, and you have to wait six months, as if any of us may have that long to wait, to buy a Prius, when
affordable electric cars were available eight years ago, well, the powers that call the shots are ready to shake things up a bit and are willing to gamble with a few billion lives - our lives - and establish a new paradigm - you thought September Eleventh was tragic - you overbearing self centered beer farts, that was a freaking tea party, it's gonna' all be over for a lotta' people, lotta' pain, disease, starvation, death, everything you see and watch vacuously on your teevee and internet monitors is gonna' come home to roost.

I've made my plans, such as it is. When the electricity is turned back on, and the networks are turned back on, I'll sneak back. Or maybe I'll ride a rocket to AWAY from this place. See the universe. Meet some other life form in fourteen billion years. If there's any universe left. There's always heat death you know. Last star goes out. Boom. Just a cold dark empty void. One rocket. Some electricity. Some software. Then the power dies. Pace et requiem.

Then God raises his right pinkie on the enter key, and starts again.

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