Friday, October 31, 2008

LAUGHING DOWN AT YOU.

Here is the 31rst Oct posting I promised software construct George I would publish:

Today many Americans in about thirty states will be filing into the polls on the last of early voting, appropriately on Halloween. There will lots of commercials on television and on billboards and on the internet trying to convince you to get off your ass and vote. Well, I just want to add my two cents to the discussion and to all those liberal whiny ass yahoos who implore people to register and vote, and to add insult to injury argue if you don't vote you don't have aright to complain, I just want to say you're all full of shit.


If I don't vote, I have EVERY right to complain. You jackasses are voting the assholes into office. You jackasses created the problem and are ceaselessly perpetuating the problem. Therefore, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN. It's you're fault, not mine. You elected the bastards into office,WHEREAS, I STAYED HOME, did something productive, watched you jackasses pick the wrong lizard, AGAIN, thus, I have EVERY right to complain. I didn't put these assholes into power, you did.

I like one of the candidates, he'll probably work hard and do the best he can, but wind up disappointing a lot of people but cover up his mistakes with fairy dust and cellophane and you all will buy that crap.


Just to re-iterate a point ...


You know what happened when the liberal democrats encouraged millions of people to vote four years ago? Republicans got off their asses in record numbers and voted the douche bag back into office by a clear majority. You think Obama is still gonna win this? He may be super likable, smart and fully capable for the job, but American voters are the worst vetters when it comes to screening applicants for the job. I don't want to drink a beer with a guy responsible for launching nukes, I want this guy sober and clear minded. But seeing as you are all determined to march happily into the arms of Armageddon, aloha and good riddance, America.

By the time you read this, I will be long gone, leaving you to your fates, your Vistas, your iPhones, your downward spiraling economy, your jingoism, your innate feckless stupidity, your insatiable appetite for destruction and your unbelievable talent for persevering and propagating and succeeding in spreading and infecting your vacuous culture worldwide.


You never know how good you got it up until you look at it all from up here. Too bad there is no heaven or no hell. Either way, in the afterlife, you'd realize exactly what you lost.



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