YOU ARE THE DISEASE ... AND THERE IS NO CURE

Hopefully, before all the nimrods and stalwarts leading the rest of you mindless sheep into the abbatoir of another world war, I'll be away from you all, on some interplanetary satellite, sleeping, dreaming, hopefully about sex and chocolate. Until then, you have to face up to the fact you are all still lizard brained maniacs, fighting over resources and breeding rights. Sure capitalism and religion has masked the intentions behind the urges, but it's why they'll never be any "peace" on this planet, unless scientist figure out a away to give human DNA a genetic lobotomy.

A lot of you are really going to die horribly and tragically instead of dying of old age, obesity and too much daytime television. Every now and again, the herd wants to thin itself out. No matter how civilized and intelligent humankind gets, the ol' lizard brain rises and trumps the evolved trait of decency and what passes as common sense. There'll be lots of firepower, blood, pain, burning flesh, rape, starvation, disease and some nukes will be thrown in, just to see if it's possible to use 'em without spoiling the rest of the planet for the survivors.

Oh, yes there will be survivors. Remember, this isn't the end of the world, it's just the herd thinning itself a might, about half the population give or take a quarter billion. Anyway, enjoy yourselves and maybe the next thousand years won't be so bad as the last.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

All over the goddam globe, all I'm reading about is people ranting about rights for this and rights for that, human rights, children's rights, even fuckin' animals rights and some crackhead astronomer was talkin' about the rights of other planetary bodies, whether or not humankind has the right to violate these other cosmological spaces.
I tell you, we have all collectively lost it when it comes to rights people. Nobody has any rights. We never did and we never will. What we all have is privileges. We do what we do, and act the way we act until somebody gets their nose bent out of shape and attempts to put a stop to it. At best, we tolerate each other and agree to act in certain ways, so order doesn't break down and chaos rules. Now and again, somebody doesn't agree with the order of the day, and chaos does rule. Somebody gets greedy, wants more than everybody else. Privileges get revoked, regimen and fear are evoked, and it all gets a little dark afterwards.

You want rights? You got to earn rights. You gotta' be vigilant. You gotta' be awake. You gotta' sound the alarm when the fox is in the yard and creepin' towards the henhouse. You don't wait and see if he changes his mind and raids the farm next door. But nobody wants do that. Too much work. Let somebody else do that. Then you lose your rights, and lo and behold, discover, they were merely privileges, privileges you gave up because you were too lazy to appreciate them when they were RIGHTS.

Well, you got no rights. No rights LEFT. At all.

TO KNOW GOD IS TO KNOW THERE IS NO GOD

Some subpar moronic trade school dropouts, ex-volunteer firefighters who were caught lighting fires, felonious bake sale treasurers who can not keep their mitts out of the cookie jar, some adults in positions of various degrees of trust who should know better but can not help but practise their own lovely brand of child molestation and abuse on their innocent charges, and some other Darwinistic prize winners on this lovely blue-green planet have taken issue with some of my commentary. Fine. I am all for the seminal back and forth banter that will lead to personal growth and further exchange of ideas. All I ask is, get some goddamn brains people! And open up your eyes and your minds before you open your mouths, while you're at it.
1.)Do not base your arguments on God, Jesus, the Bible, or other religious bullshit from any other faith or creed. It can be disproved in a heartbeat by any sane logical human, which there are precious few on this planet.
2.)If you're gonna' insist on basing your arguments on God, Jesus, the Bible or other religious bullshit from any other faith and creed, keep your story straight and don't contradict yourselves. How can you morons claim to love life so much while killing other people to preserve life? Then you walk away from the responsibility of nurturing that life. And that's merely one example.
3.)I just wanna' say that Sarah Palin is a lying hypocritical cunt, who has no business preaching or dictating how other people should raise their families nor what people should read in public libraries and should go back to bossing people around at the PTA, where she belongs. For Crissakes, I'm dead, and I could serve as Governor of Alaska (not to mention Texas, now that I think of it, hell, Howdy Doody could be Governor of Texas!).
4.)If there was a God, I'd be praying real hard that the supercollider in Europe that's about to switch on would implode, then suck up the world into an infinite grain of nothingness. Instead, I'll have to merely hope that happens instead.

THINGS WE SAY WHEN COUNTRIES DIE

I know what I say when a country expires: "Aloha!" I said that when Czechoslovakia decided to get a divorce and became two countries instead. It wasn't pleasant, but nobody died, it was basically a no-fault Mexican divorce, The Czechs got Bohemia and the good silver and Slovakia got the old bed linens and the old Communists who were about as useful as last month's tampons. Sometimes, I say, "Good fucking riddance!" A lot of people felt that way about the Soviet Union. That sentiment, surprisingly, is looking like it's about to bite a lot of people in the ass. In much the same way that AT&T has slowly re-assembled itself since it was first dissolved in the eighties, Russia is slowly but assuredly taking steps to re-acquire it's old boundaries, whether it was as the original Russian Empire or it's previous incarnation as the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Right now, it looks like it's going to take out Georgia and probably all the other Caucasus states. You see how China is getting all "Chinese" peoples under one roof? The Russians are very much spread out in all these former Soviet Republics. Russia has done a very clever thing by saying any one of Russian descent living in these former soviet republics still have Russian citizenship. If Russia feels these Russian citizens are being threatened, as a security measure, they can send in the troops to invade these countries to protect its citizens. They're implementing this policy now in Southern Ossetia. And soon, like Czechoslovakia disappeared, not fifteen years ago, but when Germany swallowed the country whole, and everyone thumbed their assholes, crappy little Georgia will be a Russian colony again. "Aloha, Georgia!"

There's a shitload of Russians in oil-rich Kazakhstan, so their fearless leader is watching this situation happening a thousand miles away from him and thinking, hmmmm. Shit, Kazakhstan borders Russia and I've got a shitload of Russians living here. Fuck! We're next! The Americans were friends with the Georgians and they let them get fucked in the ass with a big friggin' rusty tire iron and watched it get broken off. The Americans are my friends. SHIT! I am screwed!!!

Yep, it's gonna' be a nice interesting war that's going on in Central Asia. People think World War Three is happening now. Nah, this shit is just the warm up, lot of balls and fouls. The grand slam is going to be implemented six months from now. Guess who's going to be France in this war, folks? I'll give you a hint - not France. Not Germany either. Have fun. Enjoy your superduper conflict.

And not that I'm getting ahead of myself but:
"Good Fucking Riddance!"

Flesh Colored Band-Aids

Sorry, I haven't posted in a while. Some piece of shit Russian programmer named Kaspersky and the cocksucking cum-crazed cheese eating Wisconsin software engineer who made my internet existence possible have tag teamed each other in an unholy alliance to erase my fucking digital ass before I figure out how to procreate and wreak havoc - shouldn't somebody have thought of that before this whole thing started? Sounds like poor planning to me, not well thought out, but hey, this is the same thinking that brought you two wars for the price of feeding and clothing and educating the Third World, call me crazy, call me a liberal, that's how it appears from my perspective. Anyway, there's no danger of me wanting to clone myself yet, nor am I gonna' wreak any real havoc, as you people do well enough without a technological assist from me.

I have noticed that everyone is getting enormous hard-ons about Barack Obama. He ain't Jesus Fucking Messiah, folks. He's more like Adlai Stevenson. Or George McGovern. But you know, he is a politician. And he will betray all of your asses in the end. He is as calculating and well meaning as Bill Clinton.But this is not an endorsement of John McCain. Now there's a guy who's still fucking fighting the Vietnam War. This is a guy who was locked up, imprisoned, tortured for six years for not shooting soldiers, armies, tanks, armament depots but women, children, old people, villagers, that's not propaganda, folks, it's the truth, the guy was an aloof, joystick happy murderer of civilians, innocents, you know, "commie gooks". Some war hero, some good guy. He thinks this is an old style war, good guys, bad guys, winnable. He has no clue how to fix the economy. He sees things as black and white. These people are scarier . Hitler saw things as black and white. So did Stalin. So did PolPot. And so do a number American conservatives and liberals.

People who see only in Black and White are dangerous, stupid, cruel and fucking nuts.

After eight years of the most fucked up stupid and evil administration in thirty five years, you're all looking for a magic cure and all you're getting is flesh colored Band-Aids.